I KNOW

Passing one day through Michael Jackson Way,
A helpful man saw another;
A horse he was trying to push through his doorway,

The horse with no horse sense got pushed in the lobby,
And then up the stairs,
Into the coziest bathroom he had seen in town, of Toby.


The horse sat in the bath, swayed by all this nonsense,
Coming up, after all, was a strain.
Promptly shot by the owner; there ended Horses sense!

"Why did you do it?" was the passerby's shout,
"For revenge!"Silly old tout.
Both walked down the stairs for a glass of stout.

My eldest brother-in-law is a know all stumblebum,
He says, "I KNOW", the lout,
To anything everything I want to tell him about.

Today, I will fill him up with gossip beer and brown,
Oh boy! He has to pee around.
Before the pee he will come hopping stumbling down.

Eyes bulging, heart pounding, he will make a show,
'Dead horse in the pee.' See! See!
Looking up from my glass, I'll coolly say,"I KNOW"

GRAVEL

Ward Casualty, on a very busy day,
All Nurses and Doctors held sway.
Through the cranny in the door swinging,
A head was seen, attached the body came in.
Tall, dark, handsome, and healthy,
I have GRAVEL he announced all stealthy.
A nurse impressed by his looks,
Pulled him in and took him to a nook.
There she and a doctor made him strip,
Prodded, poked, to see what made him rip.
An hour: the nurse asked,'You have Gravel?"
We are unable, your, condition to unravel.
'Yes', said the man,' I have two tons of Gravel,
In my truck outside in which I travel.
And if I can get out of all this nonsense alive,
I am going to dump it on your ruddy drive!!

TRAP

Young lady rich and beautiful was a murderess crude.
Ahead of her execution day her last wish she said,
Was to be hung in the nude.

On the fateful day, The executioner came in panting,
Gasping he looked," Oh what a body, like a painting!"
He kept on chanting.

Said the lady coyly, to the bulging eyes about to go phut;
'You can explore this painting all you want!' If you would just,
Keep your trap shut.'