Why did the child study in the aeroplane ?
He wanted a higher education !
Why was the broom late ?
It over swept !
Do you know the time ?
No, we haven't met yet !
What kind of hair do oceans have ?
Wavy !
What runs but never walks ?
Water !
How do you make milk shake ?
Give it a good scare !
Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time ?
A jelly copter !
Waiter, this soup tastes funny ?
Then why aren't you laughing !
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup ?
It looks like it's learning to swim sir
Waiter, there is a small slug in this lettuce
I'm sorry sir, would you like me to get you a bigger one ?
Waiter, do you have frogs legs ?
No sir, I've always walked like this.
Waiter, there's a caterpillar on my salad
Don't worry sir, there is no extra charge.
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ?
Don't worry sir that spider on your bread will soon get him !
Waiter, this coffee is terrible, it tastes like earth !
Yes sir, it was ground yesterday !
Waiter, bring me something to eat and make it snappy
How about a crocodile sandwich sir !
Waiter, is there soup on the menu ?
No, madam I wiped it off !
Waiter, there is a spider on my plate, send me the manager !
That's no good, he's scared of them too !
Waiter, do you serve snails !
Sit down, sir, we serve anyone !
Waiter, do you have frogs legs !
Yes sir
Well hop off into the kitchen and bring my meal then please !
Waiter, are there snails on the menu !
Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !
Waiter, there is a beetle in my soup !
Sorry sir, we're out of flies today !
Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup !
Don't worry sir, they don't eat much !
Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !
Yes sir, it's the heat that kills them !
Waiter, there is a fly in the butter !
Yes sir, it's a butterfly!
Waiter, there is fly in my soup !
Don't worry I'll call the animal sanctuary !
Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup !
Yes sir, and I'm sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !
Waiter, there are two flies in my soup !
That's alright sir, have the extra one on me !
Waiter, what is this spider doing in my soup !
Drowning by the look of it sir !
Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !
Oh no, who will look after his family !
Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ?
Skiing sir !
Waiter, there is fly in my soup !
Don't worry madam, go ahead and eat it, there are plenty more !
Waiter, there is a dead fly swimming in my soup !
Don't be silly, dead flies can't swim !
Waiter, there are two flies in my soup !
That's alright sir, have the extra one on me !
Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup !
Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !
Waiter, there is a slug in my salad !
Shhh, or everyone will want one !
Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !
No its not, it's a piece of dirt that looks like one !
Waiter, there is a frog in my soup !
Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !
Waiter, why is there a fly in my ice cream ?
Perhaps he likes winter sports !
Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter !
I can't do that sir, he's not had his main course yet !
Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder!
I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !
Just you wait until you see the main course !
