THE WHY QUIZ

By WHO IS FUNNIER?

THIS QUIZ IS MEANT FOR CHECKING UP YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR. WRITE DOWN WHAT YOU THINK TO BE THE FUNNIEST ANSWER AND THEN CHECK WITH THE GIVEN ANSWERS.


1. What is the chicks most important test in school?

    

2. How do you start a flee race?

    

3. Why can't 2 elephants go swimming ?

    

4. Why did the jelly wobble ?

    

5. Why was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

    

6. Why did the atoms cross the road?

    

7. Why did the dinosaurs cross the road?

    

8. Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

    

9. What sort of a cat should you never play cards with?

    

10. Why did the frog cross the road?

    

11. What did the monster eat after the dentist pulled out his tooth?

    

12. How do you catch a squirrel?

    

13. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

    

14. What did the bird get when he was sick?

    

15. How does a monster count to 13?

    

16. Why did they put a fence around the cemetery?

    

17. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

    

18. Why is it had to make a conversation with a bull around?

    

19. What do you call a sleeping bull?

    

20. Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?

    

21. How do you keep a bull from charging?

    

22. Why did rooster cross the road?