~ Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
~ What noise annoys an oyster most? A noisy noise annoys an oyster most.
~ Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside.
Mr Inside stood outside and called to Mr Outside inside.
Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside.
Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside.
Mr Outside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside.
Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.
~ She sells seashells by the seashore.
~ She sells sea shells on the sea shore she sells sea shells no more.
~ I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit.
And on a slitted sheet I sit. I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit.
The sheet I slit, that sheet was it.
~ Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.
~ A skunk sat on a stump.
The stump thought the skunk stunk.
The skunk thought the stump stunk .
What stunk the skunk or the stump?
~ The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
~ If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
~ Baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo......
~ The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
~ Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.
~ If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
~ Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot.
But Shott says he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott.
However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott.So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot!
Is it not?
~ Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, FuzzyWuzzy wasn't very fuzzy... was he???
~ How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?
A canner can can as many cans as a canner can, if a canner can can cans.
~ How much wood could a wood chopper chop, if a wood chopper could chop wood?
~ If a white chalk chalks on a black blackboard, Will a black chalk chalk on a white blackboard?
~ If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?
~ If Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit and Fed Forty Feet to his Friend Frank how many Feet of Fruit did Freaky Fred Find?
~Penny's pretty pink piggy bank.
~ "When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"
~ A tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor, 'Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?'
~ One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.
~ Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
~ Black bug's blood.
~ Crisp crusts crackle and crunch.
~ Tie a knot, tie a knot.
Tie a tight, tight knot.
Tie a knot in the shape of a nought.