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GRAMMATICALLY  YOURS:
Marriage proposal ..... Makes it more messy?
Grammar building,
Conjunction Road
Interjection City
Date: VII-XII-IXVIII

Dear Mr Verb
I have received your letter and I very delighted at'your proposed decision of giving your daughter, Miss Pronoun in marriage to my son, Mr Noun.
I have consulted the eminent astrologer Mr Adverb, and according to him, their stars promise a very happy conjugal life.
You know that my son. Noun, is the chief of the sentence family. Your I daughter pronoun also occupies an emi-l nent position among the parts of the speech.
So, I sincerely believe that both of them are made for each other.
I do not want any dowry. But, I do wish that the marriage party should be attended to with pomp and show.
I would also like to inform you that my family of idioms would be coming to bless the newly wed couple.
If you need any help, you can ring me or my neighbours comma and hyphen as I do have very busy telelinks mostly, so they will inform me.
Convey my regards to Mr. colon and Ms. Semi-colon.
Yours sincerely,
Mr Alphabet.

Composed by:
Ahnkrita Kumar,
Army School,
Nesfield,
Grammer Town.

ARE THESE TRUE:

1. If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
2. Why can magicians make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air?
3. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
4. Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
5. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
6. What do people in China call their good plates?
7. Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?
8. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
9. Does a postman deliver his own mail?
10. Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
11. Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken?
12. Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car?
13. Does peanut butter really have butter in it?
14. Do   mimes   watch silent movies?
15. Is the fear of flying groundless?

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