FUN QUIZ
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What animal is gray and has a trunk?
Answer
A mouse going on running away from you.
What animal eats and drinks with its tail?
Answer
All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating or drinking.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Answer
Because then the children have to play inside.
How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?
Answer
Read the label.
Why is an eye doctor like a teacher?
Answer
They both test the pupils.
Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose his job?
Answer
Because he could not control his pupils.
Why is mayonnaise never ready?
Answer
Because it is always dressing.
Do you know the story about the skunk?
Answer
Never mind, it stinks.
If a papa bull eats three bales of hay and a baby bull eats one bale, how much hay will a mama bull eat?
Answer
Nothing. There is no such thing as a mama bull.
What does an envelope say when you lick it?
Answer
Nothing. It just shuts up.
Why do cows wear bells?
Answer
Because their horns don't work.
Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?
Answer
Because he is lying.
What is the best way to prevent milk from turning sour?
Answer
Leave it in the cow.
Why does a dog wag his tail?
Answer
Because no one else will wag it for him.