'FUNNY' ~ RIDDLES - JAN.  2007

FOR ANSWERS PASS YOUR MOUSE OVER (X) 

1.  When do elephants have 8 feet?

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2.What has 4 legs and only 1 foot?

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3.  What is alive and has only 1 foot?

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4.  What has 100 legs but cannot walk?

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5.  What has 4 legs and flies? (Hint: it's not a dead horse!)

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6.  What coin doubles in value when half is deducted?

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7. What is the difference between a new penny and an old quarter?

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8.  If you can buy eight eggs for 26 cents, how many can you buy for a cent and a quarter?

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9. Why should you never mention the number 288 in front of anyone?

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10. Where can you buy a ruler that is 3 feet long?

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11. How many times can you subtract 6 from 30?

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12. What number can you subtract half  from to obtain a result that is zero?

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13. How can half of 12 be 7?

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14. How many 9's between 1 and 100?

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15. If one nickel is worth five cents, how much is half of one half of a nickel worth?

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16. Which is more valuable - one pound of $10 gold coins or half a pound of $20 gold coins?

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17. A woman has 5 children and half of them are male? How can this be?

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18. How many cookies can you eat on an empty stomach?

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19. It happens once in a minute, twice in a week, and once in a year? What is it?

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20. A street that is 30 yards long has a tree every 6 yards on bth sides.  How many total trees on the entire street?

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21.What goes up and never comes down?

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22. When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

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23. What did Washington become after his 10th year?

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24.Why are diapers like 100 dollar bills?

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25. What did one math book say to the other math book?

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26. Which is correct:  9 and 5 is 13  OR 9 and 5 are 13?

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27. What trees comes in two's?

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28. What is a kitten after it is 7 months old?

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29. What is the difference between a stupid person's ears?

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30. Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches long?

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